Given the fortuitous era in which I have had the privilege to live, I wouldn’t consider that I’m really someone who complains. I certainly wouldn’t say that the life I’ve led has been tough compared to others. But being born with the moniker with which I was... Dark murk penetrated by slowly diffusing light. In the depths of memory, it budded, amoeba-like, and began to flash, floating in the ether. In the same way that slightly tipsy fairies might do, the buds gently bounced off each other gaining gradually in substance;... Well, here we all are, she said, “I see you have survived the transition; always a positive sign. So, I think it’s time for a few introductions.” Fefe looked around. Casting his eyes across the purple featureless landscape, he discovered that he was in the... Where Glamorgonia’s finger alighted briefly on the shimmering ectoplasm, a circular ripple flobbled into nothingness, a pair of eyes moved towards the surface, took on form – and Petunia stepped primly onto the ground before the startled Ado. A young girl... Glamorgonia touched the wall again. A well-formed ripple blobbed away from the touch epicentre and soon another glutinous pair of eyes formed in the wobbling nucleus. “This one doesn’t say much unless it’s about a particular subject,” said Glamorgonia confidentially... Slowly at first, almost as if it was part of a sluggish-motion heliogromic projection, licks of mist falling away as it pushed through the bintle-murk, an enormous erectile member, the size of a small lorry trundled tip first into view. The gyrating bintle-wall almost... 